Beats me

And your very flesh shall be a great poem.

—Walt Whitman (via mindrive)

The song Supermassive Black Hole can make anything seem badass.

outfoxed-thefox:

Eating a sandwich? 

Badass. 

Just walking to the bus?

Badass. 

Killing zombies? 

Badass. 

Stripping? 

Badass. 

Getting a job as a Party Clown? 

Badass. 

Falling down the stairs? 

Badass. 

Tumbling? 

Badass. 

Listening to Supermassive Black Hole? 

Badassception. 

Liam Neeson’s Cock

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treazure:

The mighty King of Cocks
It’s as long as 14 blocks
I won’t fit in any box
And it probably owns some socks
It’s got a sharp mind to outfox
Like a spaceship it’s got a bay with docks
Its seed cures all types of pox
It comes right in, never knocks
It would win a fight with a musk ox
On it’s feet, yep, Crocs
Sex with it will give you shocks
Liam Neeson’s cock rocks

mothernaturenetwork:

Sure, global warming could wipe out polar bears and glaciers, but you might also have to say goodbye to waffles, beer and the state of Florida.7 unlikely things global warming could take away

mothernaturenetwork:

Sure, global warming could wipe out polar bears and glaciers, but you might also have to say goodbye to waffles, beer and the state of Florida.
7 unlikely things global warming could take away

mistreeus:

Strength.

What is strength?

Is it the ability

to lift a certain amount of weights?

The ability to withstand any storm?

Or simply the power to be yourself

against any and all adversaries.

I am strong.

I know this.

But sometimes

I’ve been strong for too long

And I need an angel

To be strong for me

If only for a night.

housethatdoubtbuilt:

Mayday Parade - Three Cheers for Five Years (Acoustic)

Win!

Win!