The song Supermassive Black Hole can make anything seem badass.
Eating a sandwich?
Badass.
Just walking to the bus?
Badass.
Killing zombies?
Badass.
Stripping?
Badass.
Getting a job as a Party Clown?
Badass.
Falling down the stairs?
Badass.
Tumbling?
Badass.
Listening to Supermassive Black Hole?
Badassception.
Liam Neeson’s Cock
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The mighty King of Cocks
It’s as long as 14 blocks
I won’t fit in any box
And it probably owns some socks
It’s got a sharp mind to outfox
Like a spaceship it’s got a bay with docks
Its seed cures all types of pox
It comes right in, never knocks
It would win a fight with a musk ox
On it’s feet, yep, Crocs
Sex with it will give you shocks
Liam Neeson’s cock rocks
(Source: cocosmodernlife)
Sure, global warming could wipe out polar bears and glaciers, but you might also have to say goodbye to waffles, beer and the state of Florida.
7 unlikely things global warming could take away
Strength.
What is strength?
Is it the ability
to lift a certain amount of weights?
The ability to withstand any storm?
Or simply the power to be yourself
against any and all adversaries.
I am strong.
I know this.
But sometimes
I’ve been strong for too long
And I need an angel
To be strong for me
If only for a night.
