The Epic Story of My Life

"And your very flesh shall be a great poem."

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 22:02:14 -0400

“And your very flesh shall be a great poem.”

- Walt Whitman (via mindrive)

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Fri, 10 Jun 2011 22:23:56 -0400

The song Supermassive Black Hole can make anything seem badass.

Sat, 28 May 2011 18:45:20 -0400

Eating a sandwich?

Badass.

Just walking to the bus?

Badass.

Killing zombies?

Badass.

Stripping?

Badass.

Getting a job as a Party Clown?

Badass.

Falling down the stairs?

Badass.

Tumbling?

Badass.

Listening to Supermassive Black Hole?

Badassception.

Liam Neeson's Cock

Sat, 28 May 2011 18:42:47 -0400

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treazure:

The mighty King of Cocks
It’s as long as 14 blocks
I won’t fit in any box
And it probably owns some socks
It’s got a sharp mind to outfox
Like a spaceship it’s got a bay with docks
Its seed cures all types of pox
It comes right in, never knocks
It would win a fight with a musk ox
On it’s feet, yep, Crocs
Sex with it will give you shocks
Liam Neeson’s cock rocks

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Sat, 28 May 2011 18:39:49 -0400

mothernaturenetwork: Sure, global warming could wipe out polar...

Thu, 05 May 2011 21:18:10 -0400

mothernaturenetwork:

Sure, global warming could wipe out polar bears and glaciers, but you might also have to say goodbye to waffles, beer and the state of Florida.
7 unlikely things global warming could take away

When words fail, music speaks.

Thu, 05 May 2011 21:13:49 -0400

mistreeus: Strength. What is strength? Is it the ability to lift a certain amount of weights? The...

Mon, 02 May 2011 15:42:42 -0400

mistreeus:

Strength.

What is strength?

Is it the ability

to lift a certain amount of weights?

The ability to withstand any storm?

Or simply the power to be yourself

against any and all adversaries.

I am strong.

I know this.

But sometimes

I’ve been strong for too long

And I need an angel

To be strong for me

If only for a night.

housethatdoubtbuilt: Mayday Parade - Three Cheers for Five...

Mon, 02 May 2011 15:40:25 -0400

housethatdoubtbuilt:

Mayday Parade - Three Cheers for Five Years (Acoustic)

Win!

Mon, 02 May 2011 15:37:57 -0400

Win!

nerdcandy: Full PSN Service To Be Back “Within This...

Mon, 02 May 2011 15:33:45 -0400

nerdcandy:

Full PSN Service To Be Back “Within This Month”

UPDATE:

The official Sony press release has been posted, saying that services like gaming, music, and video will all return this week. It makes reference to a “phased restoration” of services that will occur region by region, concluding with full service within the month. The initial phase of restorations will include the following:

* Restoration of Online game-play across the PlayStation®3 (PS3) and PSP® (PlayStation®Portable) systems
-This includes titles requiring online verification and downloaded games
* Access to Music Unlimited powered by Qriocity for PS3/PSP for existing subscribers
* Access to account management and password reset
* Access to download un-expired Movie Rentals on PS3, PSP and MediaGo
* PlayStation®Home
* Friends List
* Chat Functionality

In addition, the following new security measures will be introduced to PSN:

* Added automated software monitoring and configuration management to help defend against new attacks
* Enhanced levels of data protection and encryption
* Enhanced ability to detect software intrusions within the network, unauthorized access and unusual activity patterns
* Implementation of additional firewalls

Addressing the attack, Kaz Hirai said “This criminal act against our network had a significant impact not only on our consumers, but our entire industry. These illegal attacks obviously highlight the widespread problem with cyber-security. We take the security of our consumers’ information very seriously and are committed to helping our consumers protect their personal data. In addition, the organization has worked around the clock to bring these services back online, and are doing so only after we had verified increased levels of security across our networks.”

A “Welcome Back” appreciation program will be implemented upon PSN’s restoration, detailed below:

* Each territory will be offering selected PlayStation entertainment content for free download. Specific details of this content will be announced in each region soon.
* All existing PlayStation Network customers will be provided with 30 days free membership in the PlayStation Plus premium service. Current members of PlayStation Plus will receive 30 days free service.
* Music Unlimited powered by Qriocity subscribers (in countries where the service is available) will receive 30 days free service.

The free content is yet to be revealed, but will likely include PSone classics or PSN titles.

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Mon, 02 May 2011 15:32:10 -0400

laughingsquid: The Angry Bird

Mon, 02 May 2011 15:30:29 -0400

laughingsquid:

The Angry Bird

So, Osama reportedly used his wife as a human shield. That's messed up.

Mon, 02 May 2011 15:28:07 -0400

So, Osama reportedly used his wife as a human shield. That's messed up.:

shortformblog:

(via Josh Sternberg)

shortformblog: Note to aliens: We’re out of money, not really...

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 20:29:47 -0400

shortformblog:

Note to aliens: We’re out of money, not really looking anymore

SETI’s broke, guys: The search for extra-terrestrial intelligence will take a breather for a little while. The SETI Institute, which owns these sweet-looking satellites, ran out of money for its Allen Telescope Array, and the program will take a breather. Paul Allen (who recently became a patent troll) provided a big chunk of the original funding, and the State of California and the National Science Foundation provided the rest. The government sources, however, had to cut their funding recently. There is good news, however: Apparently the Air Force may want to use the technology to study space debris. So they could be functioning again soon. source

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Wish You Were Here

Sun, 24 Apr 2011 16:40:10 -0400

slycrow:

I have awoken
To a bright and smiling sun
I wish it was you

GLaDOS: I've been conducting research on sharks lately. Do know what kills people trying to help them?

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 13:29:16 -0400

GLaDOS: I've been conducting research on sharks lately. Do know what kills people trying to help them?
Me (Being a Loser Talking to a Game): Sharks B*tch
GLaDOS: If you guessed sharks you're wrong. Nobody does that, only you.

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 13:26:00 -0400

umm birthday party, kindergarten